Monday, February 27, 2012

BRAD PITT - OSCAR CASUALTY.....

YOU BETTER WIN THIS TIME BITCH, I'VE POLISHED MY LEG UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S TUSK!

LOSER! TAKE ME HOME, NOW!!



OH NO, NOT AGAIN ANGIE!... NOT MY PRETTY FACE!!!

OFFICER, YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!
HE FELL INTO A DOOR THAT I WAS ACCIDENTALLY SLAMMING IN HIS FACE....

MEOW!

33 comments:

  1. I wish I could send over my giggles in a bag - oh do you remember those "laughing bags"?
    What was she like with all that posing last night? Oh to have an nth of that confidence. I thought the writer who struck the pose afterwards was hilarious.

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  2. "Laughing bag" was my middle name! The posing was bizarre. I've been running around doing it myself all day!

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  3. At least George did not win again!

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    1. Yes! I'm betting that Stacey will be looking for a new "employer" soon as well!

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  4. But . . . but . . . they look so happy together!

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    1. I know! But I just like to pretend that Brad quakes in his boots at the thought of annoying Angie in ANY way!

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  5. Hahaha... I was wondering if you'd address poor Brad's glaring loss!! I love Angelina, but that white bony leg of hers seemed to be jutting out at an odd angle in every picture. I'm sure she'll find some way for him to redeem himself - I know I can think of a few :)

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    1. Jane - you filthy little minx! Put your tongue back in your mouth and rid your mind of impure thoughts! They'll never let you back in the convent now! I think Angie will just make him do the laundry for a few weeks and find all the kid's lost socks. A fitting punishment for not winning the Oscar, eh?

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  6. Oh Sulky, I did think of you when Brad lost last night, and was hoping for a post. So funny as always. Laughing so much!

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    1. Ah, poor Brad...he'll just have to promise Angie he'll try harder and triumph next year. He was robbed!

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  7. Har har har! I knew you'd have something cooking over here! You came to mind immediately when Brad didn't win. Angie's leg is circulating all over the web. I don't know why she felt the need to do that. She is gorgeous and her dress was beautiful...no need to expose a leg.

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    1. And such an odd stance! Maybe she was drunk and in one of her "playful" moods....certainly took attention away from poor Brad not winning though!

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  8. Oh your Brad and Angie posts are the best! Hilarious. She's probably already planning next year's pose!

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    1. I do wonder what came over Angie...she's usually quite tame in the posing stakes! Maybe Brad dared her to upstage George and his Girlfriend For Hire, Stacey?

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  9. Hello:
    What a perfect pair of posts these are on the Jolie/ Pitt saga that is the life of true celebrities!! You have captured the whole nonsense of it all so beautifully and with the most delicious images. What fun!
    It would appear that Angelina's leg has gone viral. We were quite sorry for her to have such a debilitating disease until we realised what it actually meant. Has the world gone completely mad or just the jolie Pitts??

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    1. Hello Jane & Lance! Angie's leg was the star of the show! I'm shocked that some non-deserving winner (that would be you Meryl)didn't just hand their award over to "The Leg" for the most outstanding Support Act of the year!

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  10. LOL!! yes, what was it about her leg? She's worn dresses with splits before, but I've never seen her stand in such an over-stated vulgar way.
    Love your captions as always. You are very funny (and clever) xx

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  11. She could have dislocated her hip, while ironing Brad's shirt, and then bravely staggered on to the Oscars to support her man! Or one too many pelvic thrusts, while helping Brad tie his shoelaces? I need to know!

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  12. Very happy to discover you Sulky Kitten. Love your sense of humour.
    Add me to the list of folk who literally cringed watching Angie strike this pose. What ever possessed her??
    And I have always adored Brad (remember Legends of the Fall..swoon) but his long hair is killing me.
    Thanks for commenting on RRC, lovely to meet you.
    xx

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  13. His hair..if only he would stumble across a bottle of shampoo - and use it! Happy to meet you as well!

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  14. Too funny, Sulky! I didn't watch the Oscars but I did see a clip featuring the scary leg pose Oscar presentation. Silliness indeed. She's a beautiful woman without having to succumb to such stage antics. Sadly, I think she is starting to look too gaunt. ~~Bliss (who will never stick her own, white lumpy leg out in such a salacious way when presenting a blog award).

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  15. Ha! I agree she is looking a bit too skinny,but I'm hoping she had a bet with Brad that she could upstage him! I spent ages in front of a mirror trying to stick my own furry leg out! I looked just like Angie - ridiculous!

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  16. I'm pretty sure she was doing a 'Jake the peg...diddle-iddle-iddle-um' a la Rolf Harris. Question is, what was she trying to distract our attention from?

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    1. Ha,I remember that - and not in a good way! I'm starting to think she was coked up to the eyeballs and thought she was the Isle of Man flag?

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    2. Yup. Coked up to the tits... Has she got something written on that leg, like please do not resuscitate? Or maybe she was trying to signal 'Break a leg' in Morse code to someone by reflecting the lights off it.
      I'll guess she's preggers and is distracting attention from the bump.

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    3. Preggers!Hadn't even thought about that one!

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    4. You two are killing me right now!

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  17. "Elephant's tusk"!!!! BWAH HA HA HA.

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  18. I will be shunned by elephants everywhere for that comparison!

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  19. hahahaha You should have your own show! lol

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