PURRS AND SCRATCHES FROM A LAZY-ASS DOMESTIC KITTEN....
Thursday, March 1, 2012
BRAVE POSTER GIRL !
DON'T LET INCONTINENCE RUIN YOUR DAY!
Carine Roitfeld must love J.Lo almost as much as I do to have come up with this idea! Here's hoping her mouth guard is the same size....and for all you Style Mavens - yes, of course it comes in black!
I personally think Carine would be vastly improved with a gimp mask shoved on her head. Make a change from the scraggy ironed curtain hair and ruched eye bags, and may also improve the above outfit!
Ha! If he isn't running scared to his (own) mother after this exhibition, he must be even more desperate for attention than J.Lo is...and that's saying something!
Very childish but I will also agree that pee jokes are freakin' hilarious! They so should not have made her wear that... should have stuck it on her head instead!
Ok, here's something that had me dying of laughter: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108063/Funnyexam-com-Hilarious-exam-answers-given-students.html
Again, I'm so immature! These exam answers were soooo funny! x.o.x.o
I frequently had to leave the classroom because of my "inappropriate" laughter - (sadly, even at university). Alas, I'm still very childish! I read those exam answers! Hilarious - my fave was "I think I could do better at?.....splling!" That'll keep me going for the rest of the day, now!
Pushing in again, oh yes I was often found with a hankie stuffed in my mouth in class, the best giggles come when you're somewhere where you're not allowed to laugh.
You're so right Tabs! I was even asked to leave a Yoga class because of my honking and snorting, and a "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" session in the confession box with a scary Priest resulted in me almost having a seizure. My entire kitten-hood has been blighted by my own idiocy!
Yep, one of those phrases I picked up from the ex boy. I know my catholic schoolgirl upbringing has equipped me for inane giggling, swearing and slacking off.
Ha ha ha...it looks like a diaper for grownups. Perhaps it'll come in handy in my old age. Hopefully, I won't need one, though! Just when you think you've seen it all...
Hahah such a random idea for a photo shoot! I'm loving your blog girl, I'm your newest follower. I hope you'll follow me back and we can keep in touch! I love discovering new blogs!
I've just visited you - you look amazing, great styling and photos. I'm sure you and Ryan could have done a much better shoot with J.Lo in her crazy pants!
re: comment Ha ha, if only I knew where that dress was from and if I won the lottery i'd buy a frock like that! You're a badass kitty, wonder if neons/colour will damage a cat burglar's reputation? x.o.x.o
It was so made for you, that dress - find out,find out! The neighbours will probably think that I've FINALLY found my true calling as a Clown when/if I start wearing brights!x
Hello: Well, we are just pleased to note that her nail polish has at least been matched to the outfit......otherwise, we fear that all would be lost...!!!
Hahahahahaha, pee jokes are always funny.
ReplyDeleteIt just looks so ridiculous to me...but I obviously have no sense of style!
DeleteIt's not a flattering look, in any colour.
ReplyDeleteI personally think Carine would be vastly improved with a gimp mask shoved on her head. Make a change from the scraggy ironed curtain hair and ruched eye bags, and may also improve the above outfit!
I was thinking a cute little padded helmet...
DeleteJ Lo to tomboy: "Does my groin look big in this?"
ReplyDeleteHa! If he isn't running scared to his (own) mother after this exhibition, he must be even more desperate for attention than J.Lo is...and that's saying something!
DeleteI was worried until you said it comes in black - I plan to be a sexxy senior (someday) and this will complete my look!
ReplyDeleteI want to be all sexy NOW, so I've already ordered mine!
DeleteVery childish but I will also agree that pee jokes are freakin' hilarious! They so should not have made her wear that... should have stuck it on her head instead!
ReplyDeleteOk, here's something that had me dying of laughter: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108063/Funnyexam-com-Hilarious-exam-answers-given-students.html
Again, I'm so immature! These exam answers were soooo funny!
x.o.x.o
I frequently had to leave the classroom because of my "inappropriate" laughter - (sadly, even at university). Alas, I'm still very childish! I read those exam answers! Hilarious - my fave was "I think I could do better at?.....splling!" That'll keep me going for the rest of the day, now!
ReplyDeletePushing in again, oh yes I was often found with a hankie stuffed in my mouth in class, the best giggles come when you're somewhere where you're not allowed to laugh.
DeleteYou're so right Tabs! I was even asked to leave a Yoga class because of my honking and snorting, and a "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" session in the confession box with a scary Priest resulted in me almost having a seizure. My entire kitten-hood has been blighted by my own idiocy!
DeleteCompletely. The worst is trying to stifle laughs during a serious/lame work presentation or during something that you can't take seriously...
DeleteLR, you've just summarised my entire working life in one sentence! I must add that to my CV immediately..
Deletehaha that looks strange :-s
ReplyDeleteHello! Yes, she looks really bizarre in that get-up doesn't she?
DeleteJust imagine padding your front bum to match the size of your back bum.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's enough padding in the world to match what she's packing!
DeleteClaire, "front bum" back bum" ? I'm still laughing at this! Still laughing! I'm getting worse with age....
DeleteYep, one of those phrases I picked up from the ex boy.
DeleteI know my catholic schoolgirl upbringing has equipped me for inane giggling, swearing and slacking off.
When are you going to start your own blog? When???
Deletehahaha! I think your little, white, acrylic ass has got the market covered.
DeleteI wonder if there is a planet that this would be a welcome sight...I further wonder if we could send J-Lo there.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I could knowingly pollute another planet...and yet, I'm still tinkering with the idea!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha...it looks like a diaper for grownups. Perhaps it'll come in handy in my old age. Hopefully, I won't need one, though! Just when you think you've seen it all...
ReplyDeleteI know! Who in their right mind thinks this is sexy? (She said, pulling on her boxing gloves...!)
ReplyDeleteHow come J Lo is suddenly in all of our faces again? She's so 1999!
ReplyDeleteI think her weak bladder held her back for a few years, but now that she has these pants, she's back on the block!
DeleteHahah such a random idea for a photo shoot! I'm loving your blog girl, I'm your newest follower. I hope you'll follow me back and we can keep in touch! I love discovering new blogs!
ReplyDeleteSarah xoxo
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I've just visited you - you look amazing, great styling and photos. I'm sure you and Ryan could have done a much better shoot with J.Lo in her crazy pants!
DeleteLOL! Sulky, you are the only "tabloid" I need to read. Thank you for that. ~~Bliss
ReplyDeleteI bet you've ordered it in both colours already, you saucy minx!
Deletere: comment Ha ha, if only I knew where that dress was from and if I won the lottery i'd buy a frock like that!
ReplyDeleteYou're a badass kitty, wonder if neons/colour will damage a cat burglar's reputation?
x.o.x.o
It was so made for you, that dress - find out,find out! The neighbours will probably think that I've FINALLY found my true calling as a Clown when/if I start wearing brights!x
ReplyDeleteJ.Lo looks HOT in these pictures. I really like the whole concept of this spread.
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Bonnie! Did you think Angie's leg was great as well????!! I am shocked to my Kitten-core ! I'm running out now to buy her a vest that fits!
ReplyDeleteHello:
ReplyDeleteWell, we are just pleased to note that her nail polish has at least been matched to the outfit......otherwise, we fear that all would be lost...!!!
Ha! Great attention to detail! I agree - without the polish nobody would even have noticed her in this get-up!
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know!
DeleteLOL!!! You are SO right. Your powers of observation are second to none!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Sweets xx
Some "stylists" have a lot to answer for!Hopefully, they blindfolded J.Lo when they were kitting her out in this disaster! x
ReplyDeletean awkward attempt to portray the end of capitalism as we know it.
ReplyDeleteDon't flatter them!
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