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What is it with Queen Beyoncé and her FANS? The one above tried to pull her ratty-tailed weave off her head (for which I thank it) and this one tried to pull her gorgeous, glittery self off the stage in Brazil.
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But fearless Beyonce isn't one to let an over-zealous fan put her off her stride! She just put those Super Hero thighs of hers to work and in seconds she bounced back up (still screeching and yowling like a wounded jackal) with the feeble help of her "busy doing nothing" bodyguards. Where does she find her security team? Does she handpick them from knitting circles across America? They're about as alert and protective as a litter of sleeping kittens. Very magnanimously, she didn't order the assailant to be horsewhipped and locked up with her weaves for 20 years. In fact, if he gets her enough headlines, he'll probably be on the payroll for repeat performances.