Monday, September 16, 2013

BEYONCÉ'S BRAZIL NUT

MAH BIGGEST FAN
What is it with Queen Beyoncé and her FANS? The one above tried to pull her ratty-tailed weave off her head (for which I thank it) and this one tried to pull her gorgeous, glittery self off the stage in Brazil. 

Caught on film: The pulldown was caught on plenty of cell phone cameras and posted on YouTube
MAH CRAZIEST FAN

But fearless Beyonce isn't one to let an over-zealous fan put her off her stride! She just put those Super Hero thighs of hers to work and in seconds she bounced back up (still screeching and yowling like a wounded jackal) with the feeble help of  her "busy doing nothing" bodyguards. Where does she find her security team? Does she handpick them from knitting circles across America? They're about as alert and protective as a litter of sleeping kittens. Very magnanimously, she didn't order the assailant to be  horsewhipped and locked up with her weaves for 20 years. In fact, if he gets her enough headlines, he'll probably be on the payroll for repeat performances. 

MEOW!

27 comments:

  1. Wow sulky - you are on fire these days- Excellent!!!
    Lovin' it... Hugs xxx

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    1. Ha! I'm barely able to strike a match! x

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  2. So, she had a haircut then put back on the weave again?
    What's the point of a haircut??
    More more more more Sulky! :D x

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    1. She just wanted to show us that she's beautiful without the hair....which is why her pixie cut lasted for about 5 seconds!

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  3. That's why her "hair" blows around like that, I didn't even realize that she had such massive FANS! Killing me Sulky!

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    1. That hair needs its own maintenance crew 24/7! She must be the worlds biggest hoarder of hair extensions and weaves.

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  4. This " artist " is in serious need of attention, so no doubt will she do anything to get it. I never knew she had a pixie.
    I´d like a few fans too, to blow away the years ; ).

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    1. Ha! Funny! I don't think the engines on a space shuttle would be enough to blow away my years.

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  5. She just put those Super Hero thighs of hers to work and in seconds she bounced back up (still screeching and yowling like a wounded jackal)...

    Funny! And the knitting circle bit.

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    1. When she falls she just bounces like a rubber ball!

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  6. Those thighs should be considered lethal weapons!

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  7. Oh my dear, I could not leave a comment on your last post for some reason, and it just about killed me!!

    "Screeching and yowling like a wounded jackal"...that is so funny. Although, I am wondering if that might be an insult to the jackal. I swear that woman is so strangely popular that I feel like I am another planet sometimes.

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    1. I must issue an apology to jackals everywhere....I'd rather listen to a howling jackal than Beyoncé.

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  8. Oh! And I forgot to say, if you look at my last post, I have a clip from Youtube of my son in his new band!! Check it out and let me know what you think! I will tell him that YOU will have to be the FIRST one to interview him! LOL!

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    1. Yes! It's time I interviewed real talent!

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  9. I try, but I just find it so hard to like her... Since the "no photo that I look ugly in" episode, it became impossible....

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    1. She's a self-obsessed control freak.She fakes 'humble' the way Gwynnie fakes 'ordinary'!

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  10. Security team picked from knitting circles had me howling.

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    1. I just wish Justin Bieber had her bodyguards - he'd be smashed to a pulp by the time they realised he'd been attacked.

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  11. Hahaha.. "biggest fan"!! I'm amazed anyone would want to try anything on her; she does look rather.. um.. solid. By the way, I've lately learned of her husband calling himself "Hova" or "Jay-hova" (after Jehovah) -- I don't even know where to start on my thoughts on that.

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  12. I just saw that on TV (yes, I know, I'm quite behind with show-biz tittle-tattle !). It's was scary ... As for her husband calling himself J.....h (I dare not spell the word in case He throws his wrath on me), well ... aren't they just the well-assorted pair of preposterous pretentious assholes and no, I have no problems in spelling that word when it's amply deserved...!x

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