Friday, September 13, 2013

NICOLE KIDMAN - BOUNCES BACK


Ambulance and police were called to the Caryle Hotel after the incident involving Nicole Kidman.
SAD? ANGRY? FURIOUS?
WHO CAN TELL!

Yesterday, there were fears that New York had been hit by an earthquake but sources have now revealed that it was simply the reverberations of Nicole Kidman's Botoxed-to-Hell forehead hitting the pavement when she was knocked down by a cyclist. Paramedics were called to the scene but Miss Kidman's glacial forehead was unscathed.  The pavement however, will have to be replaced because it disintegrated under the force of the impact.

MEOW!

21 comments:

  1. You are flipping hilarious! Love your meows xx

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    1. She wears that botox like a helmet! x

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    2. She reminds me of The Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz

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  2. She was so beautiful with the ringlets, red hair, and relaxed facial expressions. Sigh.

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    1. She hasn't been able to express emotion since 2002, don't know how she still gets 'acting' jobs. I don't see anything wrong with botox - it's the overuse of it that looks odd, especially on someone who acts for a living.

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  3. I'm glad your comments on back on! Your cattiness deserves admiring comments! MEOW

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    1. I think there'd be a longer queue to give me slaps, Debra!

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  4. Hahahha...I wasn't sure what to expect when I opened up this post, but I was sure it would make me laugh! I don't know why people do this to themselves. Don't they realize how ridiculous they look??

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    1. I think they must be blinded by self-love!

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  5. Relieved her face didn't shatter into several pieces. Can you imagine how much glue will be needed to put her face back into one piece?! I'll suggest for her to visit you for the 'operation' to be done so you can play puzzle while having a drink. Glad your back meow-ing :D

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    1. That forehead is like an iceberg - who knows what lies beneath.

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  6. So funny, as always. Glad the comments are back on.

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  7. Agreed, thanks for letting the comments in.
    Am I happy to be a non-celeb. They really have to do tricks to get attention.
    However, some cyclists are a real danger!

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    1. I hate selfish cyclists. Especially when they are casually riding 3 abreast on a busy road while having a leisurely chat and miles of frustrated drivers are blowing a fuse trying to get past them. Gah!

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  8. Didn't she say she would stop doing Botox because she didn't like the look of her face ? That stuff must be so addictive. I'm so glad my own face is so far beyond repair that spending all that money on it would be useless anyway !...

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    1. She SAYS she doesn't use it anymore....but anybody with eyes in their head can see that she does. Go and furrow your brow and wiggle your eyebrows - make Nicole jealous!

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  9. Sulky, you with your acrylic, white ass are you really in a position to criticise a little bit of botox, oh alright, a lot of botox? You have to be impressed that NK kept her knees together, not providing a view of those suckin undies she's wearing!
    She does look the tin man!

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    1. Acrylic? You must be confusing me with Stella McCartney! She HAD to keep those knees together, that skirt was as tight as her face!

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  10. That face! That hair! it's hard to tell which is the stiffest

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