|SAD? ANGRY? FURIOUS?|
WHO CAN TELL!
Yesterday, there were fears that New York had been hit by an earthquake but sources have now revealed that it was simply the reverberations of Nicole Kidman's Botoxed-to-Hell forehead hitting the pavement when she was knocked down by a cyclist. Paramedics were called to the scene but Miss Kidman's glacial forehead was unscathed. The pavement however, will have to be replaced because it disintegrated under the force of the impact.